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Smart Dog
A German shepherd went to a post office, took out a black piece of pape and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely tolf the dig: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
The dog replied: "But that would make no sense at all."

Smarter Soldier
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.
The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time until the general arranged to ahve the soldier psychologically tested.
The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and filled out a form stating he's discharged from the army.
The soldier picked up the discharge sheet, smiled and said: "That's it."

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