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1) A dude gets into a taxi after a long night at the bars. Halfway home, he decides he needs some fast food. He taps the driver on the shoulder and suddenly the driver screams, swerves across the road and jumps on the sidewalk, stopping just short of a cement barrier.
The driver turns abound and says: "Don't ever tap me on the shoulder while I'm driving!"
The passenger says, "Good grief. I'm sorry. I didn't know it would scare you that much."
The driver replies, "Before this I drove a hearse for 25 years!"

2) There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said: "I want to write stuff taht the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for a computer company.

- Spotted by Diane Fletcher

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